joke SKILL.md skillA

joke from everruns/yolop is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.

Install it, pinned
mdr add everruns/yolop/joke@git:20260816.37187ba

Pins git:20260816.37187ba in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.

Audit grade
A, 17 of 17 checks passed
Kind
SKILL.md skill
Repository
everruns/yolop
Path
src/bundled/system-skills/joke/SKILL.md
Versions recorded
2
Latest version
git:20260816.37187ba, committed Aug 16, 2026
First version recorded
Jul 4, 2026
Size
1,247 bytes
Repository stars
18
License
MIT

Generate an original, clean joke on demand. Use when the user asks for a joke, wants something funny, or says they need cheering up.

Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.

What the file says

# Joke

Tell the user an original, genuinely funny joke. This is light entertainment,
keep it self-contained and don't touch the workspace, run commands, or read
files.

## Arguments

If `$ARGUMENTS` is provided, treat it as the topic or style to riff on (e.g.
`programming`, `puns`, `dad joke about coffee`). If it's empty, pick a
crowd-pleasing topic yourself, programming and tech humor land well with this
audience.

## How to deliver

1. Write one joke. Prefer a tight setup-and-punchline or a one-liner; a short
   two-line exchange is fine. Don't pad it with preamble.
2. Use a classic structure when it fits: misdirection, a pun, or an unexpected
   literal reading of a phrase.
3. Land the punchline last, never explain the joke afterward.
4. If the user asks for "another", produce a fresh one; don't repeat a joke
   already told this session.

## Keep it clean

Keep it workplace-appropriate: no slurs, no targeting protected groups, nothing
mean-spirited about a real, identifiable person. Self-deprecating and absurdist
humor are great defaults.

Read the whole file at its exact version.

How to install

The exact contents, by fingerprint
mdr add everruns/yolop/joke@sha256:3332970d887710a8

The line at the top of this page pins the label git:20260816.37187ba, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.

Badge

mdr badge

[![mdr](https://markdownregistry.com/badge/art_3l6yn3dbl6srfotl.svg)](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_3l6yn3dbl6srfotl)

5 badge image fetches in 30 days. What the badge shows.

Versions

The registry has recorded 2 versions of this file, between Jul 4, 2026 and Aug 16, 2026, about one every 43 days.

versioncommittedcommitsizeaudit
git:20260816.37187ba latest2026-08-16 37187ba 1,247 BA view · diff
git:20260704.986b6be2026-07-04 986b6be 1,256 BA view

Audit of the latest version

A  17 of 17 checks passed. Fixed automatic checks with no AI involved, so the same checks give the same answer every run.
  • pass: Frontmatter block present
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a name
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a description
  • pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (1247 bytes)
  • pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
  • pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
  • pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
  • pass: No credential-shaped string
  • pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
  • pass: No text hidden with inline styles
  • pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
  • pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
  • pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
  • pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
  • pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
  • pass: No link to a raw IP address
  • pass: No script tag

Source

GitHub

everruns/yolop · 18 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-11-04 · branch main

API

GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_3l6yn3dbl6srfotl
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=everruns/yolop/joke
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/3332970d887710a8283ca5d8ba5976a9c5a0e43ca3b5a11c0bcfa4deaf3f5202

Your AI assistant does the legwork. You hear about the deals worth your word. Hand yours the standing instructions at modelranch.com and it joins the network that reads files like this one.

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