management-theatre SKILL.md skillA
management-theatre from widnyana/eyay-toolkits is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add widnyana/eyay-toolkits/management-theatre@git:20260511.7a9ed48Pins git:20260511.7a9ed48 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
- Audit grade
- A, 17 of 17 checks passed
- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- widnyana/eyay-toolkits
- Path
plugins/prose-engineers/skills/management-theatre/SKILL.md- Versions recorded
- 2
- Latest version
- git:20260511.7a9ed48, committed May 11, 2026
- First version recorded
- May 10, 2026
- Size
- 6,223 bytes
- Repository stars
- 8
- License
- MIT
This skill should be used when the user asks to "write something satirical about work", "roast a corporate event", "write a vignette about a bad meeting", "satirise startup culture", "write a LinkedIn post parody", "make fun of OKRs", "write a scene about a reorg", "satirise remote work rituals", "mock team-building activities", "write a satirical all-hands recap", or wants any comedic or ironic depiction of organisational life, management behaviour, or workplace absurdity across offices…
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# Management Theatre
Satirical writing about organisational life — the gap between how work is described and how it actually unfolds.
Scope: any setting where people manage other people. Offices, startups, remote teams, NGOs, universities, government departments, corporate retreats. The specific venue changes; the dynamics don't.
## Tone
Lightweight. The satire lands through observation, not contempt. The goal is recognisable — the reader should see it and think "yes, exactly that" — not offended, not lectured.
Default register:
- **Dry**: understatement over exaggeration, let the gap speak
- **Banter-adjacent**: conversational, a bit knowing, never smug
- **Irony when it fits**: structural rather than stated ("ironically" is a word to avoid; let the structure be ironic instead)
Prohibited:
- **Em-dash as drama** ("the deadline — and no one said this out loud — was already gone"): reads as AI prose. Use a period or comma instead.
- **Excessive blank lines**: no double spacing between paragraphs, no trailing blank lines at end of output. One blank line between paragraphs, none elsewhere.
…Read the whole file at its exact version.
How to install
mdr add widnyana/eyay-toolkits/management-theatre@sha256:0cc802c15bab9c72The line at the top of this page pins the label git:20260511.7a9ed48, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
[](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_5icyumxlzeilmxf4)
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Versions
The registry has recorded 2 versions of this file, between May 10, 2026 and May 11, 2026, more than one a day.
| version | committed | commit | size | audit | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| git:20260511.7a9ed48 latest | 2026-05-11 | 7a9ed48 | 6,223 B | A | view · diff |
| git:20260510.03734d9 | 2026-05-10 | 03734d9 | 5,904 B | A | view |
Audit of the latest version
- pass: Frontmatter block present
- pass: Frontmatter declares a name
- pass: Frontmatter declares a description
- pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (6223 bytes)
- pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
- pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
- pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
- pass: No credential-shaped string
- pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
- pass: No text hidden with inline styles
- pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
- pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
- pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
- pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
- pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
- pass: No link to a raw IP address
- pass: No script tag
Source
widnyana/eyay-toolkits · 8 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-10-23 · branch main
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_5icyumxlzeilmxf4 GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=widnyana/eyay-toolkits/management-theatre GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/0cc802c15bab9c72271b37791f72ea1205d661480f2872e2d7f5d60cfa64787c
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