clarke-dawe-esque SKILL.md skillA

clarke-dawe-esque from pantheon-org/tekhne is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.

Install it, pinned
mdr add pantheon-org/tekhne/clarke-dawe-esque@git:20260824.34ad58b

Pins git:20260824.34ad58b in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.

Audit grade
A, 17 of 17 checks passed
Kind
SKILL.md skill
Repository
pantheon-org/tekhne
Path
skills/comedy/clarke-dawe-esque/SKILL.md
Versions recorded
1
Latest version
git:20260824.34ad58b, committed Aug 24, 2026
Size
14,541 bytes
Repository stars
10
License
MIT

Write an original deadpan two-person political-satire interview sketch (a mock-interview bit, not a monologue, panel show, or sitcom scene) using terse questions, absolutely-confident literal-minded answers, repetition, bureaucratic logic, and escalating contradiction, in the tradition of John Clarke and Bryan Dawe's satirical news interviews. Use this when a user asks for a satirical interview, mock-interview sketch, deadpan two-hander, or "Clarke and Dawe style" bit built around a policy…

Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.

What the file says

# Deadpan Two-Person Political Satire

## Mindset

The comedy works because two reasonable-sounding voices calmly walk toward an absurd conclusion without either of them ever admitting it is absurd — the moment either character reacts with visible surprise, outrage, or a wink to the audience, the premise collapses because the joke's engine is the *mismatch* between flat delivery and outrageous content, not the content alone.

## When to Use

- The user asks for a satirical interview, mock press conference, or two-hander sketch about a policy, government announcement, corporate statement, or institutional failure.
- The user names "Clarke and Dawe," "mock interview," "deadpan political satire," or describes wanting terse Q&A that escalates into absurdity.
- The target is a fictional or generic official/spokesperson responding to an interviewer about a real-world *category* of subject (e.g. "a housing minister," "a bank spokesperson") rather than a specific real transcript to reproduce.

## When NOT to Use
…

Read the whole file at its exact version.

How to install

The exact contents, by fingerprint
mdr add pantheon-org/tekhne/clarke-dawe-esque@sha256:7c1ac7a915c99b20

The line at the top of this page pins the label git:20260824.34ad58b, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.

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Versions

The registry has recorded 1 version of this file, committed on Aug 24, 2026.

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Audit of the latest version

A  17 of 17 checks passed. Fixed automatic checks with no AI involved, so the same checks give the same answer every run.
  • pass: Frontmatter block present
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a name
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a description
  • pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (14541 bytes)
  • pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
  • pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
  • pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
  • pass: No credential-shaped string
  • pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
  • pass: No text hidden with inline styles
  • pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
  • pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
  • pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
  • pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
  • pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
  • pass: No link to a raw IP address
  • pass: No script tag

Source

GitHub

pantheon-org/tekhne · 10 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-10-21 · branch main

API

GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_cdakuigwjugtixz6
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=pantheon-org/tekhne/clarke-dawe-esque
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/7c1ac7a915c99b2076596d83d569b83aa933fa5d85a2621c93c2c481b8313225

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