stage-deadpan-chain-failure SKILL.md skillA
stage-deadpan-chain-failure from gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills/stage-deadpan-chain-failure@git:20260821.8fad868Pins git:20260821.8fad868 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
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- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills
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- git:20260821.8fad868, committed Aug 21, 2026
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- 4
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- a license file GitHub does not identify
Generate a 10s 16:9 hyper-real cinematic absurdist comedy short in a luxury circus big-top, starring ONE male ostrich as the only character — a dominant runway strut that escalates into controlled chaos (fanning a spotlight sideways, knocking a mannequin off stage) and ends in a deadpan "shed-the-cape mic-drop" that breaks the audience. Use when the user wants a single-joke runway-comedy scene, a one-character absurdist stage bit, a "confident model who wrecks the show without reacting…
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# Stage Deadpan Chain Failure — Circus Ostrich Runway Comedy Use this Skill when the user wants a **10-second hyper-real cinematic absurdist comedy short** inside a luxury circus big-top, built around a single escalating joke: a male ostrich who owns the runway with unshakeable confidence, wrecks the show in passing, and ends with a perfect deadpan mic-drop. Core principle: **one scene, one main joke, one character — keep the ostrich's proportions, style and features identical from first frame to last; the comedy comes from controlled chaos delivered with total nonchalance, not from cartoon exaggeration.** The prompt follows the three-part H3 structure (core concept → timecoded phase description → hard negative rules). T2VA: pure text generation, no reference material. --- ## 1. Trigger - A runway-walk comedy: a model strut that degenerates into show-wrecking chaos - "Confident performer causes a scene without ever breaking character" — deadpan comedy - A circus / ostrich gag, single joke, single character, absurdist stage bit Do **not** use this Skill when: - The user wants a multi-character story or dialogue - The user wants cartoon / anime style or slow-motion spectacle …
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How to install
mdr add gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills/stage-deadpan-chain-failure@sha256:ba1f98d2ee8b133cThe line at the top of this page pins the label git:20260821.8fad868, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
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The registry has recorded 1 version of this file, committed on Aug 21, 2026.
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Source
gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills · 4 stars · license a license file GitHub does not identify · pushed 2026-10-16 · branch main
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_etukx2qkmjnvwb5v GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=gordonlu/awesome-minimax-h3-skills/stage-deadpan-chain-failure GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/ba1f98d2ee8b133c1b3b318075a9c015669c2fb66dfc25b5c5ad04a3380a099d
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