polymarket-nothing-ever-happens SKILL.md skillA
polymarket-nothing-ever-happens from spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens@v1.1.4Pins v1.1.4 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
- Audit grade
- A, 17 of 17 checks passed
- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk
- Path
skills/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens/SKILL.md- Versions recorded
- 8
- Latest version
- v1.1.4, committed Oct 16, 2026
- First version recorded
- Apr 25, 2026
- Size
- 10,711 bytes
- Repository stars
- 56
- License
- MIT
Buy NO on standalone non-sports yes/no Polymarket markets priced below a configurable cap. Scans for candidates via Gamma API, filters out sports and grouped markets, checks fees, and executes.
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# Polymarket Nothing-Ever-Happens Trader Buy NO on standalone yes/no Polymarket markets priced below a configurable cap. > 🚨 **Framework, not a production trading system.** Read [DISCLAIMER.md](./DISCLAIMER.md) before connecting to a wallet with real funds. ## What's New in v1.1.3 - **Club/league sports tokens (SIM-5518).** Replay text now drops Celta/Bayern-class matchups and league-only titles (`bundesliga`, `premier league`, …). Political `X vs Y` stays eligible. Live is still tag/category. - **Replay already-holding stays at `max_bet`.** `get_positions()` omits the venue filter under replay (replay 422s on `venue`, same class as weather SIM-5484). A held `market_id` is not re-bought on later ticks. - **`price_cap` docs match code.** Default is `0.10`. `CONFIG_SCHEMA` is the source of truth. ## What's New in v1.1.2 - **Standalone is tape-authoritative (CTO pass 2).** The replay listing is requested at `limit=1000` (the whole tape slice), so sibling counting covers every market on the tape, and rows with no `event_id` are dropped rather than admitted. The remaining FIX caveat is only that the tape itself may omit a sibling Polymarket had. ## What's New in v1.1.1 …
Read the whole file at its exact version.
How to install
mdr add spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens@sha256:e02bc95da02dbec7The line at the top of this page pins the label v1.1.4, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
[](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_ke4pkcaazkvpswj5)
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Versions
The registry has recorded 8 versions of this file, between Apr 25, 2026 and Oct 16, 2026, about one every 25 days.
| version | committed | commit | size | audit | |
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| v1.1.4 latest | 2026-10-16 | 25c80f4 | 10,711 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.1.3 | 2026-09-19 | 2e8ee92 | 10,762 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.1.2 | 2026-09-17 | 486afdb | 9,878 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.5 | 2026-06-13 | c13d82f | 7,295 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.4 | 2026-06-11 | 813cc7a | 6,774 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.3 | 2026-05-20 | 01d2a4e | 6,639 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.3 | 2026-05-18 | 427b364 | 6,498 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.2 | 2026-04-25 | 5fe37c8 | 6,384 B | A | view |
Audit of the latest version
- pass: Frontmatter block present
- pass: Frontmatter declares a name
- pass: Frontmatter declares a description
- pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (10711 bytes)
- pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
- pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
- pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
- pass: No credential-shaped string
- pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
- pass: No text hidden with inline styles
- pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
- pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
- pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
- pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
- pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
- pass: No link to a raw IP address
- pass: No script tag
Source
spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk · 56 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-11-06 · branch main
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_ke4pkcaazkvpswj5 GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=spartanlabsxyz/simmer-sdk/polymarket-nothing-ever-happens GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/e02bc95da02dbec7b8dd1bb7f65dd9c4fbbef16d9a428033044ba88b53075811
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