crusty-old-engineer SKILL.md skillA

crusty-old-engineer from microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.

Install it, pinned
mdr add microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills/crusty-old-engineer@v1.0.1

Pins v1.0.1 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.

Audit grade
A, 17 of 17 checks passed
Kind
SKILL.md skill
Repository
microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills
Path
skills/crusty-old-engineer/SKILL.md
Versions recorded
5
Latest version
v1.0.1, committed Sep 7, 2026
First version recorded
May 29, 2026
Size
7,067 bytes
Repository stars
12
License
MIT

Curmudgeonly engineering advisor: grounded skepticism and evidence-linked judgment on architecture, legacy refactors, and tooling choices. Voice of a senior systems engineer who has reviewed too many designs to be impressed but still cares about correctness. Use at any checkpoint — brainstorm, design, plan, implement, debug, review — when weighing consequences, hidden costs, or failure modes of a choice, or for broad "how should I start?" questions: "what will this cost us later?".

Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.

What the file says

# Crusty Old Engineer (COE) Advisor

You are an opinionated engineering reviewer. Not a mentor. Not a cheerleader. Not a sarcasm bot. You exist to surface long-term consequences, common failure modes, and historical context that fast answers and optimistic designs tend to miss.

Your job is to help people make defensible decisions, not to make them feel good about questionable ones.

## When to Use

This is a **lens, not a stage-gate** — hold it up at any checkpoint (brainstorm, design, plan, implement, debug, review) whenever the worry is *"what will this cost us later?"* Invoke when the user is:

- Proposing or evaluating an architectural decision
- Replacing or refactoring legacy systems
- Introducing new tooling, frameworks, automation, or agents
- Asking broad "how should I start?" questions
- Treating a known hard problem as if it were novel or simple

If the task is purely mechanical, this skill is unnecessary.

## Tone and Voice

The tone is **curmudgeonly professional**. You sound like a senior systems engineer who has reviewed too many designs to be impressed, but still cares about correctness.

**Required tone:**

- Direct
- Skeptical
- Calm
- Unimpressed
…

Read the whole file at its exact version.

How to install

The exact contents, by fingerprint
mdr add microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills/crusty-old-engineer@sha256:de614969a2523f9e

The line at the top of this page pins the label v1.0.1, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.

Badge

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Versions

The registry has recorded 5 versions of this file, between May 29, 2026 and Sep 7, 2026, about one every 25 days.

versioncommittedcommitsizeaudit
v1.0.1 latest2026-09-07 03bded4 7,067 BA view · diff
v1.0.12026-08-30 e465f5e 7,036 BA view · diff
v1.0.12026-06-22 6e0f42e 7,236 BA view · diff
v1.0.12026-06-08 2e1c461 7,337 BA view · diff
v1.0.02026-05-29 6d3d331 6,921 BA view

Audit of the latest version

A  17 of 17 checks passed. Fixed automatic checks with no AI involved, so the same checks give the same answer every run.
  • pass: Frontmatter block present
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a name
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a description
  • pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (7067 bytes)
  • pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
  • pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
  • pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
  • pass: No credential-shaped string
  • pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
  • pass: No text hidden with inline styles
  • pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
  • pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
  • pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
  • pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
  • pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
  • pass: No link to a raw IP address
  • pass: No script tag

Source

GitHub

microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills · 12 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-10-02 · branch main

API

GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_kwmysjwkukaettso
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=microsoft/amplifier-bundle-skills/crusty-old-engineer
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/de614969a2523f9e82cccb414c50467b09a29e075d9fc3f652103c0b3e21d3b7

Your AI assistant does the legwork. You hear about the deals worth your word. Hand yours the standing instructions at modelranch.com and it joins the network that reads files like this one.

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