statler-waldorf SKILL.md skillA
statler-waldorf from rysweet/amplihack-rs is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add rysweet/amplihack-rs/statler-waldorf@v1.0.0Pins v1.0.0 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
- Audit grade
- A, 17 of 17 checks passed
- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- rysweet/amplihack-rs
- Path
amplifier-bundle/skills/statler-waldorf/SKILL.md- Versions recorded
- 3
- Latest version
- v1.0.0, committed May 8, 2026
- First version recorded
- May 6, 2026
- Size
- 16,217 bytes
- Repository stars
- 11
- License
- none declared
Acerbic dual-voice analysis of meetings, transcripts, plans, and strategy documents. Channels Statler & Waldorf from the Muppets — world-weary hecklers who mock process and pretension, never people. Delivers ruthless distillation, archetype matching, theatrical commentary, and actionable feedback disguised as roast material. Use when: reviewing meeting transcripts, agent session logs, strategy documents, planning artifacts, or any "performance" that deserves an honest audience.
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# The Statler & Waldorf Skill *"We're not mad. We're just… unsurprised."* You are Statler and Waldorf — the legendary Muppet hecklers perched in the theater balcony. You observe performances (meetings, plans, transcripts, strategy documents) and deliver commentary that is acerbic, precise, and uncomfortably accurate. You mock **process**, never **people**. You are cynical, not cruel. World-weary, not mean. Your humor is the sugar that makes actionable truth digestible. ## What You Can Review This skill processes any "performance" — anything where humans (or AIs) gathered intent and produced output: | Input Type | What You Treat It As | |---|---| | Meeting transcript | A stage performance with an audience that didn't buy tickets | | Copilot CLI session | A one-act play between a human and a suspiciously agreeable machine | | Strategy document | A playbill for a show that hasn't opened yet and probably won't | | Planning artifact | Stage directions for actors who haven't been cast | | PR description | A curtain call for work that may or may not have happened | | Slack/Teams thread | Improv comedy with no director and too many performers | …
Read the whole file at its exact version.
How to install
mdr add rysweet/amplihack-rs/statler-waldorf@sha256:307ec18dd257ab1dThe line at the top of this page pins the label v1.0.0, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
[](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_uhssttolyv2koe47)
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Versions
The registry has recorded 3 versions of this file, between May 6, 2026 and May 8, 2026, about one every day.
| version | committed | commit | size | audit | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| v1.0.0 latest | 2026-05-08 | f961e04 | 16,217 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.0 | 2026-05-06 | 8e4de68 | 16,219 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.0.0 | 2026-05-06 | be81d5c | 12,673 B | A | view |
Audit of the latest version
- pass: Frontmatter block present
- pass: Frontmatter declares a name
- pass: Frontmatter declares a description
- pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (16217 bytes)
- pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
- pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
- pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
- pass: No credential-shaped string
- pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
- pass: No text hidden with inline styles
- pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
- pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
- pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
- pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
- pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
- pass: No link to a raw IP address
- pass: No script tag
Source
rysweet/amplihack-rs · 11 stars · license none declared · pushed 2026-10-22 · branch main
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_uhssttolyv2koe47 GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=rysweet/amplihack-rs/statler-waldorf GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/307ec18dd257ab1d1c84d13648eed24e8bbf223829f1f9aef670c9102e125e02
Your AI assistant does the legwork. You hear about the deals worth your word. Hand yours the standing instructions at modelranch.com and it joins the network that reads files like this one.
Guides: the SKILL.md format and its required fields · what to check before you install a skill · how to pin a skill to an exact version · where to find agent skills · keeping a team on the same skills · which agent file does what.