roast-my-code SKILL.md skillA

roast-my-code from reidemeister94/development-skills is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.

Install it, pinned
mdr add reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code@git:20260919.a9f7da5

Pins git:20260919.a9f7da5 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.

Audit grade
A, 17 of 17 checks passed
Kind
SKILL.md skill
Repository
reidemeister94/development-skills
Path
skills/roast-my-code/SKILL.md
Versions recorded
5
Latest version
git:20260919.a9f7da5, committed Sep 19, 2026
First version recorded
Jun 3, 2026
Size
838 bytes
Repository stars
12
License
MIT

Roast code with aggressive humor while preserving a factual staff review; --fix can apply selected CRITICAL/HIGH fixes.

Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.

What the file says

# Roast My Code

Parse `--fix`; the remaining argument is the review scope. Invoke `development-skills:staff-review` on that scope.

Deliver the same findings, severities, order, evidence, and fixes in a cynical, aggressive, ironic voice. Aim every joke at the code or design, never the author.

Do not invent issues, exaggerate impact, add praise padding, or let the tone hide the fix.

Without `--fix`, stop after the roast.

With `--fix`, list only CRITICAL and HIGH findings, ask which to fix, then implement the selection through the normal development loop. MEDIUM and LOW remain informational.

Read the whole file at its exact version.

How to install

The exact contents, by fingerprint
mdr add reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code@sha256:deeccc7c4c9d4956

The line at the top of this page pins the label git:20260919.a9f7da5, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.

Badge

mdr badge

[![mdr](https://markdownregistry.com/badge/art_xr3pmezarwv4eira.svg)](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_xr3pmezarwv4eira)

4 badge image fetches in 30 days. What the badge shows.

Versions

The registry has recorded 5 versions of this file, between Jun 3, 2026 and Sep 19, 2026, about one every 27 days.

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git:20260919.a9f7da5 latest2026-09-19 a9f7da5 838 BA view · diff
git:20260724.ba2c70f2026-07-24 ba2c70f 836 BA view · diff
git:20260713.d2107012026-07-13 d210701 927 BA view · diff
git:20260617.174aad82026-06-17 174aad8 2,328 BA view · diff
git:20260603.ae2478a2026-06-03 ae2478a 8,850 BA view

Audit of the latest version

A  17 of 17 checks passed. Fixed automatic checks with no AI involved, so the same checks give the same answer every run.
  • pass: Frontmatter block present
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a name
  • pass: Frontmatter declares a description
  • pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (838 bytes)
  • pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
  • pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
  • pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
  • pass: No credential-shaped string
  • pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
  • pass: No text hidden with inline styles
  • pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
  • pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
  • pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
  • pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
  • pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
  • pass: No link to a raw IP address
  • pass: No script tag

Source

GitHub

reidemeister94/development-skills · 12 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-10-31 · branch main

API

GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_xr3pmezarwv4eira
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/deeccc7c4c9d4956875985282a4382296a520a3035147ddf1d277be26b8c7618

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