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Name: roast-my-code
Author: reidemeister94

roast-my-code is agent-read markdown (skill) from reidemeister94/development-skills: Roast code with aggressive humor while preserving a factual staff review; --fix can apply selected CRITICAL/HIGH fixes..

Indexed from public GitHub and served as immutable, content-addressed versions. Install it pinned to an exact SHA-256 with the mdr CLI, and every file is verified against the hash recorded here before it reaches your agent. The deterministic audit below grades the latest version, and the same file always earns the same grade.

What the file says

# Roast My Code

Parse `--fix`; the remaining argument is the review scope. Invoke `development-skills:staff-review` on that scope.

Deliver the same findings, severities, order, evidence, and fixes in a cynical, aggressive, ironic voice. Aim every joke at the code or design, never the author.

Do not invent issues, exaggerate impact, add praise padding, or let the tone hide the fix.

Without `--fix`, stop after the roast.

With `--fix`, list only CRITICAL and HIGH findings, ask which to fix, then implement the selection through the normal development loop. MEDIUM and LOW remain informational.

Read the whole file at its exact version.

How to install

Latest version

mdr add reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code@git:20260919.a9f7da5

Exact content

mdr add reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code@sha256:deeccc7c4c9d4956

Pin to a label to follow the author's releases, or to a sha256 to freeze the exact bytes forever. Either way the resolved hash is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install reproduces it on any machine.

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Versions

version	committed	commit	size	audit
git:20260919.a9f7da5 latest	2026-09-19	a9f7da5	838 B	A	view · diff
git:20260724.ba2c70f	2026-07-24	ba2c70f	836 B	A	view · diff
git:20260713.d210701	2026-07-13	d210701	927 B	A	view · diff
git:20260617.174aad8	2026-06-17	174aad8	2,328 B	A	view · diff
git:20260603.ae2478a	2026-06-03	ae2478a	8,850 B	A	view

Audit of the latest version

A 17 of 17 checks passed. Deterministic, no model, same answer every run.

pass: Frontmatter block present
pass: Frontmatter declares a name
pass: Frontmatter declares a description
pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (838 bytes)
pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
pass: No credential-shaped string
pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
pass: No text hidden with inline styles
pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
pass: No link to a raw IP address
pass: No script tag

Source

GitHub

reidemeister94/development-skills · 12 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-09-20 · branch main

API

GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_xr3pmezarwv4eira
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=reidemeister94/development-skills/roast-my-code
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/deeccc7c4c9d4956875985282a4382296a520a3035147ddf1d277be26b8c7618

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