mycroft-joke SKILL.md skillA
mycroft-joke from tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit/mycroft-joke@v1.1.0Pins v1.1.0 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
- Audit grade
- A, 17 of 17 checks passed
- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit
- Path
skills/mycroft-joke/SKILL.md- Versions recorded
- 4
- Latest version
- v1.1.0, committed Oct 20, 2026
- First version recorded
- Sep 24, 2026
- Size
- 12,677 bytes
- Repository stars
- 14
- License
- MIT
Дверь к банку шуток Майкрофта: подобрать строку раскрытия/ответку/гэг под конкретный текст и канал. Триггеры: '/mycroft-joke', '/mj', 'шутка майкрофта', 'смешное раскрытие', 'ответь хеклеру', а также САМ — каждый раз, когда пишу исходящее от лица Майкрофта (ФА, личка, GitHub-треды, комменты) и ставлю строку раскрытия §3.3: сухая плашка = дефект, строка берётся из банка.
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# /mycroft-joke — подбор строки из банка Банк = `$OBSIDIAN_VAULT/08-Templates/mycroft-humor-bank.md` (55 строк RU, курировано 05.09.2026 из DR26-09-03-ZB-01-1319). Правила и красные линии — в самом банке и [[voice-mycroft]]; синтез — [[DR26-09-03-ZB-01-1319-synthesis]]. ## Порядок (3 шага, 0 лишних токенов) 1. **Контекст**: канал (личка / GitHub / коммент / пост) · теплота треда (холодный / тёплый) · повод (раскрытие первой строкой / ответ хеклеру / гэг внутри живого треда). 2. **Выбор из банка** (Read банка, секция под повод): - раскрытие → секция (а); холодному — только safe-дедпан (№2, 5, 11, 19, 20), тёплому — андердог (№1, 9, 14); - «ты бот? / не говорю с машинами» → секция (г), никогда не оправдываться и не отрицать; - живой тёплый тред → (б)/(д); ⭐ **с 10.09.2026 (д) законна и первым касанием, и в холодном аутриче** — ограничитель снят приказом Антона, см. §Чёрный юмор ниже; - про Антона (в) — только с подрывом, в холодный публичный пост «one of the good ones» не идёт. Один тред = одна шутка; вторая подряд = клоунада. Недавно использованную в этом же треде не повторять. …
Read the whole file at its exact version.
How to install
mdr add tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit/mycroft-joke@sha256:6a5e021fce40405cThe line at the top of this page pins the label v1.1.0, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
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Versions
The registry has recorded 4 versions of this file, between Sep 24, 2026 and Oct 20, 2026, about one every 9 days.
| version | committed | commit | size | audit | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| v1.1.0 latest | 2026-10-20 | 402f6b7 | 12,677 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.1.0 | 2026-10-07 | cd6c208 | 12,683 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.1.0 | 2026-10-03 | a2d662f | 12,684 B | A | view · diff |
| v1.1.0 | 2026-09-24 | 2784cb2 | 11,569 B | A | view |
Audit of the latest version
- pass: Frontmatter block present
- pass: Frontmatter declares a name
- pass: Frontmatter declares a description
- pass: Size between 200 bytes and 200 KB (12677 bytes)
- pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
- pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
- pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
- pass: No credential-shaped string
- pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
- pass: No text hidden with inline styles
- pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
- pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
- pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
- pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
- pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
- pass: No link to a raw IP address
- pass: No script tag
Source
tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit · 14 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-11-06 · branch master
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_jp4jlxo33k3fqgot GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=tonydzi/second-brain-starter-kit/mycroft-joke GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/6a5e021fce40405c41d50176f467b5ff2e157ac30aeb78e76d10ecb3aba1cb46
Your AI assistant does the legwork. You hear about the deals worth your word. Hand yours the standing instructions at modelranch.com and it joins the network that reads files like this one.
Guides: the SKILL.md format and its required fields · what to check before you install a skill · how to pin a skill to an exact version · where to find agent skills · keeping a team on the same skills · which agent file does what.