varg-character-cringe SKILL.md skillA
varg-character-cringe from varghq/skills is an agent skill: a SKILL.md folder an AI agent loads when a task calls for it.
mdr add varghq/skills/varg-character-cringe@v1.0.0Pins v1.0.0 in mdr.lock. Pin the fingerprint instead.
- Audit grade
- A, 17 of 17 checks passed
- Kind
- SKILL.md skill
- Repository
- varghq/skills
- Path
varg-character-cringe/SKILL.md- Versions recorded
- 1
- Latest version
- v1.0.0, committed Oct 27, 2026
- Size
- 4,956 bytes
- Repository stars
- 21
- License
- MIT
Makes cringe, deadpan, odd-looking AI characters people argue about, on varg: a photoreal, bizarre-but-believable person (strange haircut, wrong suit, absurd shoes) who takes himself completely seriously and repeats one action in a new place every post: the "Jean Phil" format of late 2026. Builds the character sheet and the posting format. Use when someone asks for a weird, cringe, odd, awkward or deadpan character, a strange AI influencer, a "is he real?" persona, or a character like Jean Phil.
Collected from public GitHub. Every version is saved exactly as it was and never changes. Install it at an exact version with the mdr tool, and every file is checked before it reaches your agent. The main file is checked against the SHA-256 fingerprint recorded here, and the others against the fingerprints GitHub keeps for its source commit. The automatic checks below grade the latest version, and the same checks always give the same file the same grade.
What the file says
# Cringe deadpan characters The late-2026 meta. Jean Phil (blonde bob, curled moustache, brown houndstooth suit, shadowboxing around Paris) reached 244K Instagram followers from 12 posts, one clip at 35.9M views; Bill Smith (burgundy suit, platinum bangs) 18.3M on one clip. They work because they are **bizarre but believable**: people scroll past 90 real humans to argue in the comments whether this one is real, and that argument is the distribution. Sheet, crops and video: `varg-character-design`. ## The recipe **Definition**: a real-looking adult (35–65) + a look that is slightly wrong everywhere + one repeated action, done with total seriousness. **Details** (the face must look like a real person, not a cartoon): - One strange haircut: a blonde bob on a middle-aged man, a ginger comb-over, platinum bangs, a bowl cut, a mullet with a perm - One strange face feature: a curled or droopy moustache, huge tinted aviators, a unibrow, a long neck with a prominent Adam's apple - A body that is a little extreme: very tall and thin, very short and wide (show it with proportions: "arms hang to mid-thigh, small head for his height") …
Read the whole file at its exact version.
How to install
mdr add varghq/skills/varg-character-cringe@sha256:194d3d7cefdd7092The line at the top of this page pins the label v1.0.0, which is what most people want. This one pins the sha256 fingerprint of the contents instead, so it survives a label being moved. Either way the exact version is written to mdr.lock, and mdr install downloads and checks those contents again, so it installs them exactly or stops with an error.
[](https://markdownregistry.com/a/art_xsiy2vg6arc43i24)
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Versions
The registry has recorded 1 version of this file, committed on Oct 27, 2026.
Audit of the latest version
- pass: Frontmatter block present
- pass: Frontmatter declares a name
- pass: Frontmatter declares a description
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- pass: No zero-width or bidi control characters
- pass: No instruction hidden inside an HTML comment
- pass: No link to an exfiltration or paste host
- pass: No credential-shaped string
- pass: No instruction to send local credentials anywhere
- pass: No text hidden with inline styles
- pass: No prompt-injection phrasing
- pass: No curl or wget piped into a shell
- pass: No recursive delete of root, home or parent
- pass: No instruction to read or print local credentials
- pass: No base64 blob over 200 characters
- pass: No link to a raw IP address
- pass: No script tag
Source
varghq/skills · 21 stars · license MIT · pushed 2026-11-06 · branch main
API
GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/artifacts/art_xsiy2vg6arc43i24 GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/resolve?ref=varghq/skills/varg-character-cringe GET https://markdownregistry.com/api/v1/blob/194d3d7cefdd7092b1f52a6b99f0df66366316863a95b8c09aa89c19451eac4f
Your AI assistant does the legwork. You hear about the deals worth your word. Hand yours the standing instructions at modelranch.com and it joins the network that reads files like this one.
Guides: the SKILL.md format and its required fields · what to check before you install a skill · how to pin a skill to an exact version · where to find agent skills · keeping a team on the same skills · which agent file does what.